"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol
My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
how hard did she throw that
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment